This is one I've been telling for years. I lived in a little town in CT called Barkhamstead. Loved it, nice river, big lake, good bar close by. It was the first real small town I lived in so I thought I would let my big city uppitty shine a bit.
The people in this town are so dumb they think Macbeth is a small Big Mac.
That's funny. Not a current kitchen joke but it makes my wifes top ten list of funny things I've said. After 25 years that puppy got some legs. Feel fee to use it but give me a tip of the hat please.